Ellis Bridge Story

A voice saying “You know, my buddy Keith had his car dropping a lake off a bridge just like this one here. Yeah, see he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like in Keith's estimation like a dead bear. So Keith gets out his car to find like a stick to poke at it, right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady spur of coke that must have fallen out her car. So, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons they must have been there for hours watching what they thought was a bear carcass because as soon as he picked it up them house had claws and him on inch deep. Well Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake because house can't swim. Well them house could.”

You know, my buddy Keith had his car dropping a lake off a bridge just like this one here. Yeah, see he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like in Keith's estimation like a dead bear. So Keith gets out his car to find like a stick to poke at it, right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady spur of coke that must have fallen out her car. So, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons they must have been there for hours watching what they thought was a bear carcass because as soon as he picked it up them house had claws and him on inch deep. Well Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake because house can't swim. Well them house could.

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