Situation

Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible

Another participant's microphone is painfully loud, distorted, clipping, or otherwise ruining voice chat.

A hand tries a broken computer with a cracked screen and loose cable
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Top 10

Top sounds for this situation

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Fit score
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2.2s

Ah my ears burn

A voice saying “My ears burn!”

Why it fits

The complaint need not accurately measure loudness or pain. The dramatic overreaction is a plausible response to friends noisy audio.

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2
15.9s

big smoke ill have two number 9s order

Ouve, partilha ou adiciona o som «big smoke ill have two number 9s order», encontrado no circuito português, a um soundboard.

Why it fits

Answer unclear speech with Big Smoke ordering food, recruiting the friend into a drive-through bit. The scene and analogy are sourced; the combination is editorial. An intelligible excerpt may be preferable to the whole order, but no audio edit is performed.

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3
3.0s

Darth Vader Breathing

Darth Vader's classic breathing sound effect

Why it fits

Play after a friend breathes into the mic, or mock your own audio. Player comparisons establish the in-joke; manual playback of this exact local recording is a proposed response.

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4
6.2s

Dial Up Sound

Dial Up Sound — SoundMemes 台灣收藏中的可播放音效。

Why it fits

They start speaking through crackles; the modem handshake suggests their sentence is still connecting from the 1990s.

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5
30.1s

DialUP

DialUP — SoundMemes Türkiye koleksiyonundan oynatılabilir bir ses.

Why it fits

After the static: his voice is apparently connecting through 1998.

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6
1.2s

Glitch

Audio glitch

Why it fits

Glitch fits “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible”: The cue is recognizable as an error, crash, or broken-technology response.

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7
1.4s

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem — um áudio da coleção brasileira do SoundMemes, pronto para tocar.

Why it fits

After clipped transmission: become mission control.

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8
17.9s

Technical difficulties stand by

A short music clip dominated by music.

Why it fits

During unusable speech: call a mock station outage.

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9
2.5s
Why it fits

glitch sound effect fits “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible”: The cue is recognizable as an error, crash, or broken-technology response.

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10
1.1s

Windows 10 Error

Windows 10 Error sound effect.

Why it fits

Windows 10 Error fits “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible”: The cue is recognizable as an error, crash, or broken-technology response.

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1.0s

Windows XP Error

The Windows XP error sound.

Why it fits

Windows XP Error fits “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible”: The cue is recognizable as an error, crash, or broken-technology response.

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4.0s
Why it fits

Windows XP Green Screen Error fits “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible”: The cue is recognizable as an error, crash, or broken-technology response.

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3.6s

too loud bad mic

too loud bad mic

Why it fits

The imitation makes the faulty equipment a shared bit; it is not a technical demonstration of the same fault. Existing viewer jokes support the imitation pattern.

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14
1.1s

smoke detector beep

smoke detector beep

Why it fits

A low-battery smoke-alarm chirp can call out an ignored household problem or recreate the recurring-background-beep meme.

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15
9.7s

Sprunki Retake Mr.Fun Computer Normal Sound

A voice saying “Hello, would you like to be happy today? I'd love to come on, cause they can star with us, it's such a fun time.”

Why it fits

The normal-mode Mr. Fun Computer sound from a Sprunki Retake variant. It fits computer-themed loops and game boards, but the specific mod and difference from base Sprunki require confirmation.

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7.0s

Mr Fun Computer Normal , Sprunked

A voice saying “Hey, I'd be so scrappy at all, but now feel the rhythm and dance along with us. Hey, I'd be so scrappy at all, but now sing along with us, right now.”

Why it fits

A normal Mr. Fun Computer sound from a Sprunked/Sprunki variant. It should be compared with the Retake candidate to determine separate mod lineage, variant relationship, or duplicate audio.

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17
5.4s

Zu Nebenrisiken und Wirkungen...

A voice saying “Zunebenrisiken und Wirkungen, Packungen sie die Lesungsbeilage und Arzen sie ihren Frag oder Artipokar.”

Why it fits

A German medicine-ad disclaimer, likely the familiar risks-and-side-effects warning. Native review should confirm whether it uses the older or post-2023 wording and whether it is a parody.

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18
2.3s

Metal Gear Solid - Codec

A ringtone sound effect.

Why it fits

After radio-like speech: spy equipment is calling us.

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19
1.9s

Discord disconnect sound 1 sound effect

A short music clip dominated by music.

Why it fits

Discord disconnect sound 1 sound effect is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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20
2.7s

Windows 10 USB disconnect

A ringtone sound effect.

Why it fits

At each dropout: narrate the unreliable microphone as a loose cable.

9
21
10.1s

Blue screen of death sound

Blue screen of death sound sound.

Why it fits

Blue screen of death sound is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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1.2s

Disconnect discord

A short music clip dominated by music.

Why it fits

Disconnect discord is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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4.7s

VHS Startup glitch sound

VHS Startup glitch sound sound.

Why it fits

VHS Startup glitch sound is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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24
1.3s

Epic sans Gaster Blaster Blue Screen

Epic sans Gaster Blaster Blue Screen sound.

Why it fits

Epic sans Gaster Blaster Blue Screen is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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0.6s

Glitch Sound Effect 1

Glitch Sound Effect 1 sound.

Why it fits

Glitch Sound Effect 1 is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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26
2.4s

Boeing 787 Autopilot Disconnect sound

Boeing 787 Autopilot Disconnect sound sound.

Why it fits

Boeing 787 Autopilot Disconnect sound is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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27
1.5s

Windows Disconnect Sound

Windows Disconnect Sound sound.

Why it fits

Windows Disconnect Sound is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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28
1.4s

Error glitch

Error glitch sound.

Why it fits

Error glitch is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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9.3s

Pibby Glitch

Pibby Glitch sound.

Why it fits

Pibby Glitch is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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30
7.4s

Caine Glitch

A short music clip dominated by music.

Why it fits

Caine Glitch is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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5.8s

Glitch slow

Glitch slow sound.

Why it fits

Glitch slow is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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1.4s

Glitch in the matrix

A voice saying “It's a glitch in the Matrix, mate.”

Why it fits

Glitch in the matrix is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

3
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6.7s

Narrator Disconnect

A voice saying “One of us has become too intimidated by the sheer power of electronic sports to continue playing.”

Why it fits

Narrator Disconnect is a candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on its recognizable title and exact-audio metadata.

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0.6s

Verity Glitch

Verity Glitch sound.

Why it fits

Verity Glitch is a low-confidence candidate response for “Someone's Mic Sounds Terrible” based on a source-title lexical lead.

2
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8.6s

Страные хлопки

A reaction sound dominated by clapping.

Why it fits

The Russian title appears intended to mean 'strange claps', but the misspelling and opaque slug are not publishable evidence. Listening should identify whether the sounds are hand claps, impacts, glitches, or something else.

2
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1.1s

discord sounds

A short music clip.

Why it fits

A Discord-associated sound that could be a join, leave, notification, call, mute, or edited compilation. It must be split or linked to the correct event family after listening.

1
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17.4s

Nuclear Siren

A civil defense siren sound effect.

Why it fits

A civil-defense or air-raid-style siren for imminent disaster, extreme warnings, and intentionally excessive alarms. It should carry a loudness warning after acoustic validation.

1
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2.2s

Verizon — Can you hear me now?

Verizon — Can you hear me now?.

Why it fits

After his is-this-better: mock endless connection troubleshooting.

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14.9s

415-й я база ответьте

A voice saying “415, база ответьте, ответьте, чайте, а база ответьте.”

Why it fits

A Russian radio-style phrase addressing unit 415 and asking for a response. Verify transcript, radio effects, speaker context, source, and whether it functions as a call-check cue.

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4.3s

Alarm Clock

A alarm clock sound effect.

Why it fits

An alarm-clock cue for waking up, deadlines, time running out, or drawing attention to a missed task. Alarm type and loudness need verification.

0
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1.6s

ASSOBIO DO WHATSAPP ESTOURADO

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Why it fits

A heavily distorted WhatsApp-style whistle/notification labeled in Portuguese. Verify whether it is an official alert, user whistle, meme remix, and how severe the clipping is.

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0.3s

mic click

gtytytryrt

Why it fits

A microphone button or relay click for mute/unmute, push-to-talk, and call transitions. Mechanical source, direction of state change, and background hiss require listening.

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5.2s
Why it fits

A radio-static or signal-error burst for broken communications, censored speech, or failed connections. Noise intensity, duration, loopability, and whether a voice is buried underneath should be checked.

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1.3s

Roblox Rubber band

Roblox Rubber band

Why it fits

A Roblox rubber-banding/lag cue or edit for network glitches and snapped-back movement. Listening must distinguish a literal rubber band sound from lag-related gameplay audio.

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15.7s

Ton téléphone est entrain de sonner

A voice saying “Ton téléphone est en train de sonner Ton téléphone est en train de sonner Il serait temps de le décrocher Il serait temps de le décrocher Si tu décroches pas, c'est ton pied pour toi Si tu décroches pas, c'est ton pied pour toi Faudra le rappeler la prochaine fois”

Why it fits

A French voice saying that someone's phone is ringing, likely paired with or used as a notification. Verify transcript, speaker, ringtone presence, and tone.

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1.1s

TV Static Sound Effect

TV Static Sound Effect

Why it fits

Television static or broadband noise for lost signals, broken broadcasts, awkward cuts, and analogue-horror transitions. Loop, bandwidth, and intensity require listening.

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Updated Aug 28, 2026