Destroy the Silence1
4.0s
20
Situations
When you join the call
You arrive late. Announce yourself as though the call has been waiting for its star guest.
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2.6s
19
3
3.1s
18
4
5.4s
17
5
3.8s
Hello? Hello?? Hello? (Joe Bartolozzi)
3.8s
Keep saying hello until your very important arrival gets noticed.
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6
1.7s
15
7
0.9s
14
8
9.6s
13
9
1.5s
12
10
2.3s
11
11
0.9s
10
12
19.0s
10
13
15.0s
9
14
13.1s
9
15
4.6s
8
16
16.9s
8
17
25.8s
7
18
6.1s
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
6.1s
Burst into an ordinary call with wildly unnecessary authority.
0
19
6.2s
We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden
6.2s
My arrival becomes an absurdly polite intrusion.
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